Oh, I was going to post this as a SCRIBD doc; but that seems to have disappeared from my menu (???). Then I posted it as a Word doc; but that seemed like it could be edited by whoever might choose to do so. So, I'm going to post the pages here as images. I'll put them in a grid; and hopefully, they'll be in the right order. And if that doesn't work, I'll come back and post each one individually. Here goes! On second thought...see below for the whole thing in LARGE PRINT.
So how about this? If you want to play at being gay, guys; fine. Go ahead. But I propose this: if you do within the confines of a filmed piece of media; you must self-police yourselves:
You must include at least one unmistakeable man-on-man-or-man-on-mutant KISS. Even if it's simply a buss on the cheek. We must see at least one set of man-lips making contact with another man; even if that's someone kissing their own reflection (which probably wouldn't be hard to get).
Let's all follow the example of Masshole James Spader. He knows how to do it. Because if you seal it with a kiss, somehow, it makes it real. It's not a joke. It's putting your money where your mouth is, isn't it? Or vice-versa.