RAUL P.'S BACKROOMS PRIDE SUMMER GETAWAY!
Pride Month is bustin' out all over! And what better way to escape than a June weekend romp with RAUL P. in the restful and relaxin' BACKROOMS!??!
A little birdie told us that Raul loves to get away from it all by a quick escape to the ultra-exclusive vacay-getaway! This in-the-know fellah knows where all the best portals are and (blush, blush); Raul tells us that he most enjoys navigating this daunting time-space liminality in the buff(!). Raul says it's the best way to avoid protoplasm and goes even further to recommend a good slathering of Hawaiian Tropic: it's the perfect way to slip out of unwanted encounters with overzealous fans who may or may not be interdimensional, non-corporeal beings.
Oh Raul...what we would give to have an oily roll on the industrial carpeting with you! And (wink, wink): Raul says he'll be utilizing the portal all this month at the Best Bin in North Hollywood...so come on down! He's got the chips and dips...you supply the chains and whips! That is, if you can find him...
A little birdie told us that Raul loves to get away from it all by a quick escape to the ultra-exclusive vacay-getaway! This in-the-know fellah knows where all the best portals are and (blush, blush); Raul tells us that he most enjoys navigating this daunting time-space liminality in the buff(!). Raul says it's the best way to avoid protoplasm and goes even further to recommend a good slathering of Hawaiian Tropic: it's the perfect way to slip out of unwanted encounters with overzealous fans who may or may not be interdimensional, non-corporeal beings.
Oh Raul...what we would give to have an oily roll on the industrial carpeting with you! And (wink, wink): Raul says he'll be utilizing the portal all this month at the Best Bin in North Hollywood...so come on down! He's got the chips and dips...you supply the chains and whips! That is, if you can find him...
Be sure to pick-up your copy of PERSON'S BLOG-A-ZINE'S MOST EROTIC MALE EXTANT ISSUE, on newsstands soon!
Here are some of the exciting articles in this month's edition! Along with our expose on Raul, find these HOT stories too!
MICKEY AND MINNIE: OUR POLYAMOROUS JOURNEY
HUFFING PAM: THE DISTURBING NEW WAY TO GET HIGH
JESSE WATERS ON HIS NEW LINE OF ALPHA-MALE UNDERTHINGS
HOW I OVERCAME PODOPHOBIA: JASON BATEMAN ON HIS FOOT FETISH
THE MARZIPAN CHALLENGE: TIK-TOK'S DANGEROUS NEW OBSESSION
I'M CHEVY CHASE...AND YOU'RE STILL NOT!
THE STAR WARS-WAR OF THE STARS: WHY DOES C-3P0 DESPISE R2-D2? THEIR 50 YEAR RIVALRY LAID BARE
TOE-NAIL BITING: IS IT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU?
SARDINE-MANIA: THE LITTLE FISH THAT'S MAKING A BIG SPLASH!
NOT BEING GAY...HOW BAD CAN IT BE? A PRIDE MONTH INVESTIGATIVE REPORT BY ANDY COHEN
ANNA WHO? THE MUSEUM OF DENTISTRY GALA - THE NEW HOT TICKET PEOPLE ARE GIVING THEIR EYE-TEETH TO GET!
LAURA INGRAHAM'S FAVORITE SUMMER CREAM PIES
Here are some of the exciting articles in this month's edition! Along with our expose on Raul, find these HOT stories too!
MICKEY AND MINNIE: OUR POLYAMOROUS JOURNEY
HUFFING PAM: THE DISTURBING NEW WAY TO GET HIGH
JESSE WATERS ON HIS NEW LINE OF ALPHA-MALE UNDERTHINGS
HOW I OVERCAME PODOPHOBIA: JASON BATEMAN ON HIS FOOT FETISH
THE MARZIPAN CHALLENGE: TIK-TOK'S DANGEROUS NEW OBSESSION
I'M CHEVY CHASE...AND YOU'RE STILL NOT!
THE STAR WARS-WAR OF THE STARS: WHY DOES C-3P0 DESPISE R2-D2? THEIR 50 YEAR RIVALRY LAID BARE
TOE-NAIL BITING: IS IT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU?
SARDINE-MANIA: THE LITTLE FISH THAT'S MAKING A BIG SPLASH!
NOT BEING GAY...HOW BAD CAN IT BE? A PRIDE MONTH INVESTIGATIVE REPORT BY ANDY COHEN
ANNA WHO? THE MUSEUM OF DENTISTRY GALA - THE NEW HOT TICKET PEOPLE ARE GIVING THEIR EYE-TEETH TO GET!
LAURA INGRAHAM'S FAVORITE SUMMER CREAM PIES
Happy Summer, y'all!
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