My sister Kate's middle name is Ann. No "E." Just another interesting plot-point here, for me; which we are going to get into. But you don't get to speak. You need to listen. The above photo is an official FOX NEWS portrait of you. Could you look more glowing? Angelic? Dare we say...virginal? You're swathed in the colors of The Virgin Mary. The mother of Jesus Christ. The Queen of Heaven in our shared religion. Your cross...very carefully NOT a crucifix, front and center. Above your heart...
Clearly from the same photo sesh. But where has your cross gone? Did you take it off? Or was it photoshopped out?
Let's look at your yearbook portrait again, when you were 17...or perhaps 16. And let's put it between two recent portraits of you, shall we?
Who do you think you are, to ANALYZE--
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I told you: you're here to listen. You need to check your careerism at the back of the bus right now. So, I don't know about you; but my CATHOLIC GUILT has kicked in and I feel really bad about making fun of your labial issues. I don't like to make fun of people. But the thing is; you're a person who is trying to impose your will and the will of others on everyone else. Eveyone who disagrees with you. So you're fair game. But I like to play fair. So, to equal the playing field, I will make fun of some of my own physical short comings. Here's three: I look like a frog. I have hairy shoulders. I have a double pee stream due to an overlarge ostium externum urethrae masculinae; and often find myself having to wipe the bathroom floor just in front of and beside the toilet. But you probably really don't want to hear about that.
And right now...I'm getting ahead of myself. I need to go back to a prior blog and deal with someone named: KEVIN. But fear not...this will continue mon cher!
Laura, you were born on June 19th, 1963. A Gemini. How about a quick primer on the way of the Gemini from everyone's favorite Astrological crooner, MR. HARVEY SID FISHER!
I did a little more research. The man with the gap in his teeth is the Late Mr. Daniel Patenaude Sr. Interestingly, he died this past Easter Sunday(!). I was looking at his face and comparing it to that of the young man in the MOST ATHLETIC picture and it wasn't adding up. The nose didn't seem long enough. Then, I found this:
Laura, you seemed to have developed your loathing for THE LEFT from a very young age. I think I've deciphered the mysterious last bits of your high school year book code...
A. To Meet the Mayor of Munchkinland.
I think you achieved this goal. Here is PDJT showing you his office as you WORSHIP GOLD by proxy. I don't think you took home any Emmy gold for this...exchange. Sorry, I'm trying to stay nice here. But come on, even you are having trouble concealing your incredulity.
This may sound paranoid but we all know it's true nowadays. By the way, there are supposedly ways to disable these functions on your tracking device--err--phone; but nowadays people are like: "Hey bug; track for me how to make Belgian waffles!" Anyways...
After I had suggested the above necklace for you, my phone was showing me "articles" as a phone will. One of them was something along the lines of: "Your Aura Color Palette Based on Your Numerical Birthdate!" Being a sucker for such things I took the bait, clicked and scrolled. So, the colors for someone born on the 19th (of any month) is the following:
How can you work for an entity that condones a police force that would violently drag your daughter off the street and throw her in a van and throw her on a plane and then ship her off to a prison in a South American gulag? How can you perform a job that supports someone who kow-tows to a despot who is known to kidnap children and force them to be his soldiers? How can you look at your sons and not think of the life they might've ben leading if they hadn't lucked out and ended up in your care? How can you sit at your glass desk every night and do this? Is it because you are a twin? Is one good and the other not so good?
But for now, it's back to the Q & A from the back of your yearbook...
Q. Laura, your Pet Peeve when you were in high school was: (approximation) Ted Hey & Co. Heafty & Lefty leftwing radicals...is this correct?
A. Who knows about the other stuff; but "left wing radicals" is pretty clear and present.
My wonderment is: where, at your tender age, in Connecticut of all places, in the early 80's, would you have ever met left wing radicals to become enpeeved by? My concern was that you were becoming closed off to other ways of thinking at a gravely young age. Perhaps you were RADICALIZED to the RIGHT? Isn't this called REACTIONARY?
I must wonder if this is the case. Do you consider yourself thus? How did you become so at so young an age?
And you know, I wouldn't care about this in any other circumstance. Any other time and/or place...I mean, it's a free country. Right? Right?
But you want to impose this viewpoint on everyone else. That's the problem. You want to take away the Left's right to be "Leftys." Right? This is what is called FASCISM. And you and the people you support are trying to make the term FASCISM a hate word so that when you are rightly called on your hate, you can say the people calling you on it are the ones who hate. This is right out of the work of Gerorge Orwell; who our President recently praised at a swanky dinner party in jolly olde England, guv'ner! Do you think he even knows who Orwell is? And you also don't like being called NAZIs. And yet our President, who you support, has not denounced the Neo NAZI movement. In fact, has used them to his advantage. We all know who and what Nazis are. I mean, we've all seen Hogan's Heroes!
I had a colonoscopy today for a routine screening of my lower bowels! Boy, did I have a good time EVACUATING them last night! Have you ever had a colonoscopy Laura? I imagine you have, what with cancer being a real concern (not that it's not a real concern for everyone...but you know what I mean). It was my second one. I had my first around 50 and now my second around 60 (we're only two years apart, so you can relate!). Now, on my first one, I thought I'd be like awake for it, like in a twilight gassing type sitch, whilst they stuck the camera up my butt, 'cuz that's what I saw on TV. I mean, were you awake when they stuck the camera up your butt? Is there footage (Har-Har!)? But no. I was administered Propofol (sounds kind of Russian, doesn't it? (Russian Accents) "General Propofol had an unfortunate accident with a window, he did not see and walked right into it..." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that Lieutenant Dimitrovitz. Was it a sliding glass patio door, like they love so much in Amerika?" "Yes. The fifty-third floor patio...that last step is doozie!"
Propofol puts you into a sleep so fast and so black, there's no time to consider what's happening. And then you're awake again. Talk about existential! All this is a rather protacted way to say: MAKE SURE YOU GET A ROUTINE COLON CHECK AT THE RECOMMENDED AGE! I mean, that is, if you're lucky like Laura and I; and have medical insurance and/or can afford to pay out of pocket and having it done is in no way a financial issue, like for most Americans, right Laura? Here's some more information:
So let's talk about George Orwell and his novel, 1984. And let's get into the mood with a little SEX CRIME, shall we. Take it away EURYTHMICS!
Do you ever turn away from watching someone eat, like when they're sitting across the table from you when you're out to dinner at say, Rao's in Manhattan (and did you know you can get their sauce at the Kroger's? At least, I think it's their sauce...it must be; it's like 9 bucks for the medium sized jar!)? Like, you turn away because you start thinking about the "concept" of eating. Like, you're putting a lovely piece of food in your mouth and then using your teeth to mash it up and mix it with saliva so that you can swallow it and have it drop down to a bag in your stomach that's full of acid that further disintergrates it so that it can then--well, you get the idea. Have you ever been out to eat with Stephen Miller? And watched him put forkfulls of say this...
Moving on (and not necessarily our bowels)...
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen
Now Laura, you know I'm into synchronicity and/or signs from The Universe. Or maybe you don't; but I am. So, when I was in beautiful Maricopa County recently, visiting the in-laws, I found a copy of Orwell's Animal Farm...the one with this cover:
So, this stuff just happens to me all the time now, which really makes me feel like I'm living in a simulation; or that maybe I have a Cassandra like Shining. Of course, ole Cassie was doomed that no one would listen to her...
Mere hours after I posted that cover of 1984, I picked up a recent People Magazine (don't ask) and it flipped open to this page. First thing:
Now, Animal Farm was more overtly an allegory about Communism and/or The Soviet Union. But I thought some of the notes in the book were trenchant and oh so very au courant:
education.cfr.org/learn/reading/what-fascism
I AM THREE DEGREES AWAY FROM ADOLPH HITLER AND/OR JOSEPH GOEBBELS
Now, I am not particularly proud of this--not that I would be--but I really just realized it like, twenty minutes ago. Here's the story. My lovely sister Kate (Ann), pictured below, sometime in the late 80's or early to mid 90's:
On one of these excursions; one of the guests on the boat was an older woman named "Leni." I'm talking like, really older. She was in her early 90's at the time, I believe. And she was freakin' Scuba diving off the Great Barrier Reef. One time, when I saw Kate around that time, she asked me: "Have you ever heard of a lady named Leni Riefenstahl?" I looked at her funny. I was a bit surprised to hear this name coming from my sister. "You mean the famous director who made propaganda films for Hitler?" She nodded. "Yes. That's her! I have her autograph for you!" She went to her suitcase and retrieved a postcard with a black and white image on it and Riefenstahl's signature. I still have it somewhere. I think the image was either an old head shot of Leni or maybe a still from one of her movies: Triumph of the Will, maybe...oh, wait...here it is...it just leapt off the search engine at me:
So, I'm never sure how to play this game. Kate is my sister; so is that zero degrees of connection or one? If it's zero, then I'm like two degrees away from Hitler and Goebbels. If it's one, then I'm three degrees away. That's pretty fucking close, any way you cut it! I think you can see the point here, Laura. Hitler and Goebbels were not some nebulous, forgotten CONCEPT that happened a million years ago. I've got a two degree connection to it. That's how immediate it is. That's how, IT CAN HAPPEN HERE, it is.
THE BANALITY OF EVIL
Now that sounds familiar. Who said that?
Hannah Arendt. I don't know a lot about her...let's take a quick peek...
I want to wrap this blog up. I said I was going to finish what I had to say here, here. But I've changed my mind. I have one more blog I want to write to you. One with some thought and perhaps some prayers...
Remember Magda Goebbels?
Yes, how could you forget her? She cyanided her six children and then offed herself along with her hubs, who had been more or less the Rupert Murdoch of the 30's Deutsch version of FOX NEWS.
Magda seemed like she was maybe a pretty nice person. Sweet, perhaps? Kind? Pleasant? You can see she clearly loved her children. You can't fake that.
I wouldn't.
See, we're poets and we don't even know it's!
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR LAURA INGRAHAM
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