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I have never been a very political person. In fact, I can't recall a single lesson in Civics during my education from kindergarten (German word, take note) through my senior year of college. My basic knowledge of how our government works at every level was woefully lacking. I've learned a great deal from my husband since we've been together. In fact, all of it. However, for the past ten years or so, I think we've all been getting the Civics education none of us ever wanted. We've been watching in real time as our government has been put through it's paces--at a pace that is rapidly escalating as well--by people who are actively looking for ways to circumvent our laws, while at the same time proclaiming our system is predicated on THE RULE OF LAW. It's rather like putting the fox in charge of the chicken egg incubator.
When we think of the term "manifesto," I don't think most of us think of it in a positive light. I think we think about people like this:
I have never been a very political person. In fact, I can't recall a single lesson in Civics during my education from kindergarten (German word, take note) through my senior year of college. My basic knowledge of how our government works at every level was woefully lacking. I've learned a great deal from my husband since we've been together. In fact, all of it. However, for the past ten years or so, I think we've all been getting the Civics education none of us ever wanted. We've been watching in real time as our government has been put through it's paces--at a pace that is rapidly escalating as well--by people who are actively looking for ways to circumvent our laws, while at the same time proclaiming our system is predicated on THE RULE OF LAW. It's rather like putting the fox in charge of the chicken egg incubator.
When we think of the term "manifesto," I don't think most of us think of it in a positive light. I think we think about people like this:
Which makes me think the authors of the Project 2025 MANDATE for America, chose that word mandate because it's not "manifesto," which this "document" surely is. We've been hearing a lot about "Project 2025" but how many of us have actually read it? Or seen it, even? Like, this is a plan for AMERICA. So, like, shouldn't it have been made readily available to ALL AMERICANS? As far as I know, it wasn't. So I got curious. I wanted to see this "document" that is/has/is going to/will probably affect my life; and the lives of all my FELLOW AMERICANS.
And I found it. It's readily available for a perusal, at you convenience. I mean, you can't say "they" aren't spelling all of this out for us. The title of Section 1 of the manifesto (I will be calling it that) is entitled: TAKING THE REINS OF GOVERNMENT. Here's a link:
And I found it. It's readily available for a perusal, at you convenience. I mean, you can't say "they" aren't spelling all of this out for us. The title of Section 1 of the manifesto (I will be calling it that) is entitled: TAKING THE REINS OF GOVERNMENT. Here's a link:
It's some 900 pages. I can't promise I'll read every word; but I have to say, it's certainly cogently laid out. Now, the thing about a document, one that is rather mysterious and not being put forth to the general public, is that it becomes amorphous. If you don't have the tangible, physical thing in your hands it becomes an idea. And ideas can evaporate. Things can become lost to the mists of time. Nazi Germany becomes an idea. A concept. A Hollywood entertainment. But when you see these things if not in 3-D in your hands, then at least in a photograph; some of the immediacy comes back:
Now, I can look at Project 2025/ Mandate for America online. I can download it and look at it at my convenience. But reading a document via scrolling is a hassle. It's not the same as a book. You're more than likely to click off and not click back on with a computerized document. It's not the same as a book, which you can put down and pick up again and again at your leisure. And who's going to print out 900 pages and waste all that printer ink? I think The Heritage Foundation knows this. I want a hard copy. So, I went to their website; figuring I could procure a copy gratis; as I would think that if they are wanting to implement this "vision" for America, they would gladly put it out there, for all to have. I found a softcover version of the tome on The Heritage Foundation website. Gratis? Nope. Guess how much they want for it. Go ahead, guess. I'll wait...
And that's for the paperback! So affordable for ALL AMERICANS!
Which brings us to Kevin. Yes, we need to talk about Kevin...
Which brings us to Kevin. Yes, we need to talk about Kevin...
Okay, so here's the thing...
I don't know about you, but I have no intention of living my life under the "guidance" of someone named FUCKING
KEVIN
Do you remember back in the day; in the first seasons of Saturday Night Live, whenever someone sent in a letter in the context of a sketch; in order to put forth in a comedic way, the toolishness of the letter writer; that their name was invariably "Kevin"? Like, the "What If...?" TV show sketch that was hosted by Jane Curtin. She said something like, "Like all our letters, this one is from Kevin, so and so of like, Poughkeepsie, New York." Kevins were geeks. It was the go-to nebbish name. Sure, there are some great Kevins. Kevin Bacon is beloved, even though he spawned that stupid game:
I don't know about you, but I have no intention of living my life under the "guidance" of someone named FUCKING
KEVIN
Do you remember back in the day; in the first seasons of Saturday Night Live, whenever someone sent in a letter in the context of a sketch; in order to put forth in a comedic way, the toolishness of the letter writer; that their name was invariably "Kevin"? Like, the "What If...?" TV show sketch that was hosted by Jane Curtin. She said something like, "Like all our letters, this one is from Kevin, so and so of like, Poughkeepsie, New York." Kevins were geeks. It was the go-to nebbish name. Sure, there are some great Kevins. Kevin Bacon is beloved, even though he spawned that stupid game:
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It's not strange to me! This is one Kevin I might actually be able to live under the guidance of. Otherwise...not so much.
Let's rate some Kevins on the TOOL scale!
1. Totally NOT a tool. Actually knows how to use tools.
2. Has their toolish moments
3. A tool most of the time; but has non-toolish moments more frequently.
4. Pretty much a tool most of the time.
5. Tool.
6. Total tool.
7. Complete and total tool.
8. Never not a tool.
9. Tool stuck up someone's ass.
10. Gives tools a bad name.
11. So far beyond a tool that they're an Anti-Matter Tool
Kevin Glover:
It's not strange to me! This is one Kevin I might actually be able to live under the guidance of. Otherwise...not so much.
Let's rate some Kevins on the TOOL scale!
1. Totally NOT a tool. Actually knows how to use tools.
2. Has their toolish moments
3. A tool most of the time; but has non-toolish moments more frequently.
4. Pretty much a tool most of the time.
5. Tool.
6. Total tool.
7. Complete and total tool.
8. Never not a tool.
9. Tool stuck up someone's ass.
10. Gives tools a bad name.
11. So far beyond a tool that they're an Anti-Matter Tool
Kevin Glover:
He's a 1. So nice he actually hired me once, had to fire me and then rehired me.
Kevin Nealon:
Now, Kevin Nealon gets "tool status" because when he's on Match Game he doesn't seem to take the proceedings seriously enough. He's not the only one. Look, "celeb"; you're there to try and help the contestants win money. You're not there to act like an ass and give deliberately stupid answers because you're trying to be funny and/or "cute." Take it seriously. You may not need the money; but Mrs. Sandra Ferguson, home-maker from Chico, probably does. So put down the cocktail and play the game right. Yeah, I'm talking to you Kevin Nealon. But since you've made me laugh in the past and I think you're a really talented artist; you get a lower tool score. You're a 1 1/2 on the scale.
Kevin Nealon:
Now, Kevin Nealon gets "tool status" because when he's on Match Game he doesn't seem to take the proceedings seriously enough. He's not the only one. Look, "celeb"; you're there to try and help the contestants win money. You're not there to act like an ass and give deliberately stupid answers because you're trying to be funny and/or "cute." Take it seriously. You may not need the money; but Mrs. Sandra Ferguson, home-maker from Chico, probably does. So put down the cocktail and play the game right. Yeah, I'm talking to you Kevin Nealon. But since you've made me laugh in the past and I think you're a really talented artist; you get a lower tool score. You're a 1 1/2 on the scale.
Kevin Costner:
Made a three hour movie where this was his costume:
Made a three hour movie where this was his costume:
A 3. Would've been higher; but he was in JFK, which is one of my favorite movies, so he get's a pass.
Kevin Spacey:
He's an 8. He's confused personal arrogance with charisma. Did he not learn anything from his "mentor" Jack Lemmon? He was, however, nearly railroaded by that family on Nantucket(!) and IMHO was #metooed more severely due to homophobia. Otherwise, he might rank higher.
Kevin Hart:
He just can't seem to make up his mind about Queer folks. And I just gotta go: Things that make you go hmmmmm when I ponder why a "straight" married man, with a bunch of children, who ostensibly can "let themselves go" a little, keeps himself this jacked:
He just can't seem to make up his mind about Queer folks. And I just gotta go: Things that make you go hmmmmm when I ponder why a "straight" married man, with a bunch of children, who ostensibly can "let themselves go" a little, keeps himself this jacked:
Due to his apparent confusion, I will give him a lower score with a 3.5
Kevin McCallister:
Kevin McCallister:
This kid is an eleven. Maybe even a 12. "...he's got black eyes...like a doll's eyes..when he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'"
AND ANOTHER THING!
What the fuck is going on with all of these CUT RATE BLOFELD'S running around everywhere in our sacred halls of Democracy?
WE REALLY NEED TO FIND A CURE FOR MALE PATTERN BALDNESS BEFORE IT DESTROYS OUR WAY OF LIFE!
But let's make this fun! Can you name to whom the following EVIL GOURDS belong? (Answers below...)
AND ANOTHER THING!
What the fuck is going on with all of these CUT RATE BLOFELD'S running around everywhere in our sacred halls of Democracy?
WE REALLY NEED TO FIND A CURE FOR MALE PATTERN BALDNESS BEFORE IT DESTROYS OUR WAY OF LIFE!
But let's make this fun! Can you name to whom the following EVIL GOURDS belong? (Answers below...)
See if you can crack the quiz...and crack open these receptacles of NEFARIOUSNESS!
That's Kevin Roberts, above. The so-called Megamind...err...Mastermind of Project 2025. Yet another Catholic. So Catholic he was in the fringe group Opus Dei, which I don't know about you; but it gives me total KINK vibes. Like wasn't that the group the monk from The DaVinci Code was in?
Good times! (And they say Lefties are the freaks...)
The Kevster went to Virginny Tech which is about 45 minutes away from where I sit. That school supposedly has a CURSE on it, if you believe in that type thing. Here's a link for further reading:
The Kevster went to Virginny Tech which is about 45 minutes away from where I sit. That school supposedly has a CURSE on it, if you believe in that type thing. Here's a link for further reading:
Now, I do not condone this theory, per se; but if Mr. Roberts is trying to inflict his personal politics and ideas of how the rest of us should live-- on the rest of us...I consider that a CURSE. I do believe in bad ju-ju...and it would not surprise me if VT was knowingly built on Sacred Indian Ground or perhaps a black cemetery or two. And I think it's also fair to point out that Mr. Roberts allegedly killed a neighbor's dog with a shovel and then bragged about it at a dinner party:
You really can't trust anyone who would be mean to a dog, let alone kill one (allegedly) in cold blood. A dog (GOD, spelled backwards) is pure love. Unless they have been tortured into hate or have a disease; they represent TRUE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. Perhaps we should say dogs are Jesus? Just remember...a lot of people don't like cats (and I get it); but anyone who doesn't like dogs...
In sum...
To Kevin Roberts and his ilk, I say...
If you want to impose a MANDATE on America...I propose this MANDATE!
In sum...
To Kevin Roberts and his ilk, I say...
If you want to impose a MANDATE on America...I propose this MANDATE!
And since those were super heavy on the Caucasian end(!)...how about these too?
And you bald mo-fos know you want to rub your silky, sweaty pates all up in that! That's your problem. Go ahead...spit shine those noggins!
Thank You For Your Consideration In This Matter.
Photo-Quiz answers:
Top Row / Left to Right: 1. Jeff Besos 2. Stephen Miller 3. Mars Attacks Martian!
Row 2: L/R: 4. Brendan Carr 5. Il Duce 6. Yul Brynner as Ramses in The Ten Commandments
Row 3: L/R: 7. Mike Meyers as Dr. Evil 8. Mr. Burns from The Simpsons 9. Russell Vought
Row 4: L/R: 10. Donald Pleasance as Ernst Blofeld 11. Balok from Star Trek12. Kevin Roberts
Row 5: L/R 13. Howard Lutnick 14. Talosian leader from Star Trek 15. Vincent Price as Egghead from Batman TV show.
CFR 10/07/25
Thank You For Your Consideration In This Matter.
Photo-Quiz answers:
Top Row / Left to Right: 1. Jeff Besos 2. Stephen Miller 3. Mars Attacks Martian!
Row 2: L/R: 4. Brendan Carr 5. Il Duce 6. Yul Brynner as Ramses in The Ten Commandments
Row 3: L/R: 7. Mike Meyers as Dr. Evil 8. Mr. Burns from The Simpsons 9. Russell Vought
Row 4: L/R: 10. Donald Pleasance as Ernst Blofeld 11. Balok from Star Trek12. Kevin Roberts
Row 5: L/R 13. Howard Lutnick 14. Talosian leader from Star Trek 15. Vincent Price as Egghead from Batman TV show.
CFR 10/07/25