Matty! Remember that project I pitched to you? TIBURON? The high-end mini-series about terrestial* shark attacks in the greater Ibiza area? Oh, you remember, the one where Jason Statham plays your French Interpol partner and the two of you investigate a rash of murders that have all the earmarks (or bite marks) of shark attacks? The one that features dance numbers, as your partner is not just a policeman; but a night-club hoofer?
And remember how I was going through all the possible and past iterations of "shark" movies? Well get this. I just read in my feed that Netflix is about to air a movie about...get this...A SHARK IN THE SEINE! Let's take a look!
What are the odds? Pretty good, it seems. And it looks pretty good. And it looks dead serious. Of course, Tiburon would be, by necessity somewhat tongue-in-cheek; I mean, if one of our characters moonlights at the Moulin Rouge and your character actually has gills (it's a long story...).
But, I mean, isn't that wild? I'm sure some people thought: "A sequel to Good Will Hunting? That's nuts!" And I'm sure some people thought: "A shark, in the Seine? C'est dingue!" And yet, here we are. And actually, Jason does dance, it seems. Sometimes. Let's take a look!
But, I mean, isn't that wild? I'm sure some people thought: "A sequel to Good Will Hunting? That's nuts!" And I'm sure some people thought: "A shark, in the Seine? C'est dingue!" And yet, here we are. And actually, Jason does dance, it seems. Sometimes. Let's take a look!
Damn. The boy has moves. And in leopard-print, no less. Let's bring back this Jason Statham! I mean, anything is possible if we now have a movie about a shark in Paris, right?
So let's all celebrate this synchronicitous silliness with Msr. Chevallier and I'll be waiting for your call!
Love,
Chris
Love,
Chris
CFR 6/6/24
*MISS SPELLING SEZ:
You want three "R"s for this word, Chris. And maybe you might want to look into Spellcheck?