Mr. Colbert, you have risen to the top of my Hall Pass list (which, all things considered is perhaps disturbingly extensive...).
Now I gotta say, there is so much wrong with this picture that for me; it couldn't be more right! You even make Male-Lower-Shin-Sock-Leg-Hair-Pattern-Alopecia HOT! Dare I say sexy? And how friggin' BIG are you're feet? I'm gonna say a good SIZE 12!
Now...
All that being said...
I would so like to get inside your suit-pants and be part of a metaphorical Zegna-Stephen-Reidy sandwich. Like, I would wear a jockstrap under that suit. And NOW I CAN!
Now I gotta say, there is so much wrong with this picture that for me; it couldn't be more right! You even make Male-Lower-Shin-Sock-Leg-Hair-Pattern-Alopecia HOT! Dare I say sexy? And how friggin' BIG are you're feet? I'm gonna say a good SIZE 12!
Now...
All that being said...
I would so like to get inside your suit-pants and be part of a metaphorical Zegna-Stephen-Reidy sandwich. Like, I would wear a jockstrap under that suit. And NOW I CAN!
However...
If I'm going to endeavour to bid on a suit with a starting bid of twelve hundred dollars (used) I need to know the sizes dude; and I can't find them listed on the Ebay site. I'm like a 42 Regular with a 32 inch waist and a 31 inch inseam. Now, is that suit gonna fit me? Because if I'm gonna drop some Benjamins on it, I want it to fit. I mean, you autographed it and that's totes cool; but I'm gonna wear it if I buy it. Come on...Zegna? Two buttons? Mohair? CLASSIC! Yes, I would wear it...not display it in a Michael's "shadowbox" frame. See, I'm kinda free, kinda now...kinda fresh, kinda wow...
If I'm going to endeavour to bid on a suit with a starting bid of twelve hundred dollars (used) I need to know the sizes dude; and I can't find them listed on the Ebay site. I'm like a 42 Regular with a 32 inch waist and a 31 inch inseam. Now, is that suit gonna fit me? Because if I'm gonna drop some Benjamins on it, I want it to fit. I mean, you autographed it and that's totes cool; but I'm gonna wear it if I buy it. Come on...Zegna? Two buttons? Mohair? CLASSIC! Yes, I would wear it...not display it in a Michael's "shadowbox" frame. See, I'm kinda free, kinda now...kinda fresh, kinda wow...
I mean...am I supposed to frame it? For reals?
And...ahhh...do you throw in the underwear you wore that night? Just asking...for a friend...
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