The Case for Kevin(s) Reidys

Mr. Kevin Reidy (pictured)

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Okay, I'm officially malingering.  I mean, yes.  I know I have to get back to that frickin' American Greetings (formerly a Hallmark Joint) Christmas TV movie spoof.  I know.  GET OFF MY FREAKIN' BACK ABOUT THE EFFIN' CHRISTMAS MOVIE ALREADY!  Or should I say "AlReidy"?  Yes, I want to talk about Reidys some more.  It amazes me, the HUMAN HOTNESS contained in this diaspora (that sounds like a new weight loss drug!).  But this time, in my examination of said Clan, I want to get a little more specific.  A little more focused...
I recently took the name "KEVIN" to task; and many of the people who possess it.  So, I wanted to see if we can look specifically at "Kevin Reidy"s and hopefully, break the "Kurse of Kevin."  Now, does the above Kevin Reidy transcend the, shall we say, prosaic realm of KEVINHOOD?  I say, YES!  I would totally get busy with Mr. Kevin Reidy of Colorado. Not necessarily because I'm an Irish Man-Slut (I'm happily married!); but because he looks like he'd be super fun in the sheets, right?  And he is a redhead...so you know what that means!  Not that, that, matters much to me.  Oh, you don't know what that means?  Well, I'll tell you!
I have/had what some might call a pawhn-shawnt for gingers.  Do you want to hear about this?  Do you need to hear about this?  I don't know.  I guess you can skip ahead.  I'll put up some guardrails:

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So, in my experience a lot of men that I've (ahem) dated that have been redheads, it seemed to me, were possessed of endowments that skewed to the higher ends of the paramaters of the average desk ruler.  That is to say, from one to twelve inches.  Although I am sure there are those who own twelve inch appendages; it is rare.  As it also rare that someone might have a one inch acoutrement.  Most men fall around the, if we're being frank, 5 to 8ish range.  Redheaded men, anecdotally speaking (and I speak only of my own experiences, dotes and aneces) tend to push the envelope past 8 into the 9, 10 and even perhaps the 11 inch range.  In fact, one redhead I dated is/was hands down the most well-endowed gent I ever got busy with.  I would hazard a guess he was in the 11 inch zone.  And as impressive and startling as that was, there wasn't much this fellah (me, that is) could accomplish with it.  There was simply too much to work with.  He was a lovely man and I look back fondly on my interactions with him.  But if we had gone to certain places back then, I probably wouldn't be here now, typing this.
To give you an example, of what I find the Erotic Charge of the Redhead (though many may disagree), I offer you Msr. James Jamesson.  He's an adult film star who is so chameleonic, some have posed the query:

Now, I don't know if he can sing...but he sure has a Little Monster!  He, like Joe Rogan, is self-possessed enough to successfully "service" himself; that is to say, he is certainly representative of the learning curve of the gingers I have known.  In his performances he delivers the goods; but like so many attractive redheads in Real Life, he comes across as something of an enigma.  So reserved, he barely speaks.  But silence can be golden, can it not?  Or carrot red?  Or rich auburn, perhaps.  Mr. Jamesson can radically change his look; as he is natrually hirsute and can experiment with that at will.  And the carpet assuredly matches the drapes!  He rarely smiles; but I did find a couple of shots.  And I can't quite decipher his chest tattoo.  But apparently, something is mine!  And yours!!!

I wish all the best to Mr. Jamesson and continued success in his career.  I have a feeling he can act and I would totally cast him in a movie.  Hollywood still shuns Adult performers who try to do "legit" stuff and I say; Screw That!  All puns intended.  But I digress.  Back to the Reidys!
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Apparently, Colorado is your "go to" state for Kevin Reidys.  Here's a real Silver DILF Kevin Reidy:

Now, should I be assessing these private citizens on their...let's face it...looks; in the context of this Public Blog?  I'm gonna say: Sure.  I mean, is Privacy even really even a thing anymore?  Have you ever looked at PornHub?  90 percent of that joint is just regular old (as in "everyday") people just getting all up in the Public Space and putting it ALL out there.  No pixelation.  No black-bands of yore across the eyes.  I mean, your friends and neighbors are just showing you stuff you probably don't even want to see.  And is not willfully posting anything about yourself on Social Media, which is Public, relinquishing your right to not be randomly singled out and having your HOTNESS assessed?  In any event, our OG/OP Mr. Redhead Reidy of The Mile High State is a "water conservationist."  An unassailable endeavor, I think, any way you cut it.  Unless it involves, like, Chinatown-esque plot-points.  But that's for another blog.
A lot of the more attractive "Kevin Reidy"s I've uncovered are, sadly, no longer with us.  This gorgeous KR, for example:

Here's another Kevin Reidy whose pic caught my eye.  It's really the only one I could find of him, even though he is an actor; and "actors" generally have too many pix to choose from!

Seems like he has a kind of Ray Liotta/Colin Farrell thing happening.  And who doesn't love a dolphin lovin' dude?  He can kiss my bottle nose anytime!
Here's another Kevin Reidy who has departed us:

Lovely smile.
But before someone clangs a bell and accuses me of being "LOOKSIST"; I just want to say, in my defense, that I like all kinds of "looks."  Quite often, someone with "non-traditional" looks possess the very thing that makes them oh, so-very attractive.  In my, albeit, brief research on "KEVIN REIDY"s; It seems that the majority of men with this, name; with this exact spelling seem, to be kind of MIDDLE-AMERICAN-BUSINESSMEN types: solid, perhaps a bit stolid...homegrown, cornfed, salt of the earth types.  For example, this Kevin Reidy, who I think resmembles the actor Mr. Chris Cooper, who I would argue is something of a representative ARCHETYPE of the ABOVE AVERAGE BUT DOWN TO EARTH GO TO ALL AMERICAN ALPHA MALE:

Chris Cooper (pictured)
​Kevin Reidy (below)

So, I thought in our quest for more traditionally "handsome" Kevin Reidys, we expand the search to include Kevin Reidys with alternative spellings of the surname.  For example, R-I-E-D-Y; which is even arguably more rare then the way I spell it.  Or R-E-E-D-Y.  Or even R-E-A-D-Y, pronounced "Reedy."  Or even "O'Riada" which is the source of all the derivations.  Let's start with the latter, shall we?
So, I couldn't find any Kevin "O'Riada"s.  Just Sean O'Riada, who is the "O'" O.G.  Let's try for a "KEVIN RIEDY":

The above Mr. Riedy looks quite a bit like my own first cousin, Joey.  Here's another Kevin Riedy...I wonder if it's the same guy?

I don't know...could be, right?  If they're both from Michigan, it's probably the same guy.
KEVIN REEDY:

The R-E-E-D-Y Kevins really seem to skew along the same looks; again, that hearty, down to earth thing.
What about Kevins Ready?  Let's check it out!

Okay, I'll admit; with the KEVIN R-E-A-D-Ys, I'm making a leap that their last name is prnounced REE-DEE; but let's say it is, for shits and giggles!  And I think, then, that we should close this out with the following KEVIN READY since he makes such a nice counterpoint to our first Mr. Reidy (Kevin) from Colorado:

Would I be the filling in a Kevin Reidy/Kevin Ready/Redhead Sandwich?
I think you know the answer to that.  So, what's our takeaway about KEVIN REIDYs (all spellings)?  Well, it seems to me if you want to get down to some GOOD OLD FASHIONED SOLID AMERICAN BUSINESS, a KEVIN REIDY is your man!  And I'm thinking after all that MIDDLE AMERICAN BUSINESS, a little pleasure?  A little MONKEY BUSINESS...?  

CFR   10/30/25