So, back to our team building experience. Which is simultaneously an examination of the NFL culture.
First of all: what is the point of "post game interviews"? There is no point. You either won or lost. What more can you say? Every time I watch one of these things it's always the same. "Well, we played real hard and we won!" or "Well, we played our best but we lost..." What else can you say? You can just watch these guys trying to come up with shit to say. Here's Travis(!) Raciti and Christian Tago, post game postulating:
First of all: what is the point of "post game interviews"? There is no point. You either won or lost. What more can you say? Every time I watch one of these things it's always the same. "Well, we played real hard and we won!" or "Well, we played our best but we lost..." What else can you say? You can just watch these guys trying to come up with shit to say. Here's Travis(!) Raciti and Christian Tago, post game postulating:
And these two definitely make the cut for the Reidy Wranglers! But did Travis just say the wind helped them win the game? He did. Is that a thing?
Can a football team have three captains? I don't know...but why not? And I think Mr. Kiko(!) Alonso is the third time charm!
Is he in a locker room or on a Falcon Video set? And he's a ginger. And he has my initials over his cornucopia. I need a moment...
What's that Zac Efron? You want to be on the team too? Can you play football? Yes, there are lots of online photos of you holding and/or throwing footballs. Here's one:
What's that Zac Efron? You want to be on the team too? Can you play football? Yes, there are lots of online photos of you holding and/or throwing footballs. Here's one:
What's that Zac? You want to know if your brother can be on the team too? Of course! Have you met the Kelce brothers? Oh, sure, I'd love to look at your vacation pics of you with your brother...
You and Dylan can be in charge of team building exercises. And exercise, exercises. Wait, you want young Robert Conrad to play the coach? You know, you kind of look like him. Oh, you do know...
How about Robert Conrad plays the coach who happens to be your dad? Also, Zac, no shaving of chest hair. Mike Ditka and Dick Butkus want everyone at MH. Oh, that stands for "maximum hirsuteness." Take your shirt off please...
Looks like you're doing a little trimming Zac, so just let that all grow out and you're in!
Let's talk uniforms!
I'm thinking purple and turquoise as the main colors with perhaps yellow and/or red for the trim. And I think Mr. Ezekiel Elliott should design them. He seems to be a big fan of the crop top. Crop those tops, Pops! The higher the better!
Let's talk uniforms!
I'm thinking purple and turquoise as the main colors with perhaps yellow and/or red for the trim. And I think Mr. Ezekiel Elliott should design them. He seems to be a big fan of the crop top. Crop those tops, Pops! The higher the better!
I don't think gay "trickle down" fashion could trickle down any further unless Mr. Elliott was wearing assless chaps on the field. Oh, by the way; all chaps are assless. They don't come any other way. Oh, here's Mr. David Lee Roth, back in the day, literally rockin' a pair of chaps. Now he was a ground-breaker. And totally straight! I think he needs to be on The Reidy Wrangler Cheerleading team! I mean, no one can JUMP quite like Diamond Dave!
And since Dave is a certified EMT, he can be on the Wrangler's medical team, whose head Doctor is Jon Hamm.
Are you ready to join the team?
We'll be back with more installments on Football fantasies...we haven't even picked the coaches yet!
CFR - 10/26/22
We'll be back with more installments on Football fantasies...we haven't even picked the coaches yet!
CFR - 10/26/22
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