They call you a Zaddy but isn't that just a new word for "Daddy" A Daddy being a physically/sexually/erotically attractive gay man of a certain age?
Here you are with another Daddy. Why is his face in your armpit? Straight dudes aren't generally into other straight dudes pits...
So, I'm just gonna find a bunch of pictures of you that I find...interesting...and rate them on a "Gay Scale."
1. Not very gay
2. Kind of gay
3. More than a little gay
4. Really gay
5. Super gay
6. Super-duper gay
7. Mineshaft gay
Doing it barefoot: Kind of gay.
Even when you're fully dressed, you still manage this:
Are you trying to tell us something? I mean, it seems you've gone way beyond throwing bones (so to speak) to your large gay following (I know I'm one!). But maybe, you're taking advantage a little? Getting to be gay with a safety net because no, of course you're not really gay!
I mean, come on...you never "experimented in college"?
What about that time you attended The Neighborhood Playhouse School of the Theater in NYC in the early 80's and your roommate Steve B_____________ invited you out one night and told you to wear your jockstrap under your Levi's and you laughed and said "Why?" and he just smiled so you did, because you're a good sport; and then Steve dragged you down to the Meatpacking district and then down a flight of stairs and they wouldn't let you in unless you took off your LaCoste polo, which you did, because you're a good sport and you kept asking Steve where you were and what the hell was going on and then Steve took off his Levi's and you did the same and there was a clothing check room and the kid working it winked at you and you felt this funny tingling sensation in your core and when you put your boots back on a feeling of...oh, what was it? Power? And then Steve put his hands on your shoulders and pushed you into a dark room full of...but your eyes hadn't adjusted yet to the dim and then suddenly Steve disappeared and you felt...