JAKE GYLLENHAAL
ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS
COUSIN ITT
DAX SHEPARD AND KRISTEN BELL
ZAC EFRON
And in the interests of fairness and celebrity ego bruisability here's our endorsers looking sweaty, sweet smelling and sexy.
The thoughts & Musings of Christopher F. Reidy*
NOTE: Apparently this webpage has some glitches. It tends to randomly switch out visual material. Why? Don't ask me. So, if a pic doesn't match the text...it doesn't! Rest assured I am trying to amend this problem. When I get around to it.
*(may contain misuse of apostrophes, miss spellings, overabundance of semi-colons, wrong word usage, etc.
Please pardon our appearance while we create a new blog experience for you!)
ALSO:
Please find an in-complete (or if you prefer; "ongoing") index of blog posts on the homepage, for your convenience!
AND YET ANOTHER NOTE:
The visual switcheroos on these blogs have reached a point where there's no way I can correct them all, so I'm just going to leave them be. If they don't match the text, just think of them as whimsical funsies decorating the text. I will continue to supply pictures; but I cannot guarantee their context: much like my mind.
Thank you for your patience!
A FURTHER NOTE:
I try to keep this website relatively free of anything truly morally reprehensible or obscene. However, in the pursuit of honesty; I will be quite frank about sexuality; as I feel one should be. To wit: this website is not for children. It is decidedly "adult"; although not necessarily not "childish." I do not feel it is suitable, in some instances, for anyone below the age of 17. Or maybe a very mature 16...or 15 even.
THIS WEBSITE IS RATED: PG-15
Matthew McConaughey's new scent, Hhhheeeyyy is a HIT! Check out the RAVES Matt is getting from people like... JAKE GYLLENHAAL "Hhhheeeyyy, I love it! If I forget sometime and inadvertently take a shower, I just spritz on some Hhhheeeyyy and it's like I didn't not only shower; but bathe for a month. Thanks Matt!" ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS "We sometimes spot clean the kids if we see any noticeable schmootz. Hhhheeeyyy makes it so easy! We bought the 50 ounce bottle with wheels. The kids are squeaky-dirty...does that make sense? Thanks Matthew!" COUSIN ITT "Meee meee weee weeeh wah wah wah hee hee hee!"* DAX SHEPARD AND KRISTEN BELL "We bathe; but our kids don't...so we didn't want to give them a complex. So we tried Hhhheeeyyy and it solved the problem. It's like we bathed but we didn't. Does that make sense? Thanks Matt!" ZAC EFRON "Hhhheeeyyy has changed my life. Even after I worked out hard and didn't take a shower I still smelled like spring water, baby powder and freshly baked Snickerdoodles. Not anymore! Now I smell like Matthew and I like it. And my happy trail now goes up to my neck! If that makes sense. Thanks Matt!" So, get your bottle of Hhhheeeyyy today and smell like you didn't bathe; but in a good way. If that makes sense. And in the interests of fairness and celebrity ego bruisability here's our endorsers looking sweaty, sweet smelling and sexy. * I'm shiny and lustrous thanks to Hhhheeeyyy! And I've stopped shedding. Thanks Matt!"
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Christopher Reidy is from the Boston area. He attended Boston University where he studied TV and film which eventually led him to Los Angeles. There he did the Hollywood thing (which he wasn’t particularly good at) and eventually met his partner Joseph. He was one of the co-founders of the short lived Off Hollywood Theatre Company which staged several of his original plays. 83 In the Shade is his first novel. He also dabbles in screenplays, toys with short stories, and flirts with poetry. Life brought him to bucolic Southwest Virginia where he now resides and is very active in community theatre. It may interest you to know Chris is officially an Irish citizen as well as an American. He also enjoys drawing and painting and looking after a passel of housecats and two turtles. |