JAKE GYLLENHAAL
ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS
COUSIN ITT
DAX SHEPARD AND KRISTEN BELL
ZAC EFRON
And in the interests of fairness and celebrity ego bruisability here's our endorsers looking sweaty, sweet smelling and sexy.
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Matthew McConaughey's new scent, Hhhheeeyyy is a HIT! Check out the RAVES Matt is getting from people like... JAKE GYLLENHAAL "Hhhheeeyyy, I love it! If I forget sometime and inadvertently take a shower, I just spritz on some Hhhheeeyyy and it's like I didn't not only shower; but bathe for a month. Thanks Matt!" ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS "We sometimes spot clean the kids if we see any noticeable schmootz. Hhhheeeyyy makes it so easy! We bought the 50 ounce bottle with wheels. The kids are squeaky-dirty...does that make sense? Thanks Matthew!" COUSIN ITT "Meee meee weee weeeh wah wah wah hee hee hee!"* DAX SHEPARD AND KRISTEN BELL "We bathe; but our kids don't...so we didn't want to give them a complex. So we tried Hhhheeeyyy and it solved the problem. It's like we bathed but we didn't. Does that make sense? Thanks Matt!" ZAC EFRON "Hhhheeeyyy has changed my life. Even after I worked out hard and didn't take a shower I still smelled like spring water, baby powder and freshly baked Snickerdoodles. Not anymore! Now I smell like Matthew and I like it. And my happy trail now goes up to my neck! If that makes sense. Thanks Matt!" So, get your bottle of Hhhheeeyyy today and smell like you didn't bathe; but in a good way. If that makes sense. And in the interests of fairness and celebrity ego bruisability here's our endorsers looking sweaty, sweet smelling and sexy. * I'm shiny and lustrous thanks to Hhhheeeyyy! And I've stopped shedding. Thanks Matt!"
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Christopher Reidy is from the Boston area. He attended Boston University where he studied TV and film which eventually led him to Los Angeles. There he did the Hollywood thing (which he wasn’t particularly good at) and eventually met his partner Joseph. He was one of the co-founders of the short lived Off Hollywood Theatre Company which staged several of his original plays. 83 In the Shade is his first novel. He also dabbles in screenplays, toys with short stories, and flirts with poetry. Life brought him to bucolic Southwest Virginia where he now resides and is very active in community theatre. It may interest you to know Chris is officially an Irish citizen as well as an American. He also enjoys drawing and painting and looking after a passel of housecats and two turtles. |