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The thoughts & Musings of Christopher F. Reidy*

NOTE: Apparently this webpage has some glitches. It tends to randomly switch out visual material.  Why?  Don't ask me.  So, if a pic doesn't match the text...it doesn't!  Rest assured I am trying to amend this problem.  When I get around to it.

*(may contain misuse of apostrophes, miss spellings, overabundance of semi-colons,  wrong word usage, etc.
Please pardon our appearance while we create a new blog experience for you!)

​ALSO: 
Please find a complete index of blog posts on the homepage, for your convenience!

AND YET ANOTHER NOTE:
The visual switcheroos on these blogs have reached a point where there's no way I can correct them all, so I'm just going to leave them be.  If they don't match the text, just think of them as whimsical funsies decorating the text.  I will continue to supply pictures; but I cannot guarantee their context: much like my mind.
Thank you for your patience!

A FURTHER NOTE:
I try to keep this website relatively free of anything truly morally reprehensible or obscene.  However, in the pursuit of honesty; I will be quite frank about sexuality; as I feel one should be.  To  wit: this website is not for children.  It is decidedly "adult"; although not necessarily not "childish."  I do not feel it is suitable, in some instances, for anyone below the age of 17.  Or maybe a very mature 16...or 15 even.  
THIS WEBSITE IS RATED: PG-15

Product Information

Celebrity Products You Never Knew You Needed!

8/16/2021

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Hhhheeeyyy by Matthew McConaughey

With his new line of fragrance products, Matthew brings his essence to you.  Starting with his signature unisex fragrance, Hhhheeeyyy:
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Hhhheeeyyy is a boldy subtle, subtly bold blend of fragrance notes that respond to human hormones.  When it interacts with testosterone; watch out!  You may not be able to control the effect it has on the opposite sex!  Or the same sex.  Or even the animal kingdom!*  When Hhhheeeyyy encounters estrogen it's every man and every woman for him/her self!**  
Hhhheeeyyy is an artisanal blend of fragrance notes and pheremones blended in France, where they don't bathe or wear deodorant; and Matt likes that!  He oversaw the entire process of creating Hhhheeeyyy from its unique notes to its sweaty bottle (yes, the bottle sweats (see instruction booklet).***  But please do not apply Hhhheeeyyy to the underarm area unless you can handle the ultimate effects of Hhhheeeyyy****
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Every bottle of Hhhheeeyyy contains an actual full milliliter of Matthew's perspiration, guaranteed.##
​Hhhheeeyyy starts with topnotes of seaspray, desert dust and Texas toast.  Then Hhhheeeyyy moves into midnotes of cherry blossom, beaver musk and patchouli.  When it settles into into its basenotes of diaphoresis, sativa rosin, cinnamon Dentyne, McConaughascent(TM/Patent Pending) and Lincoln Backseat Leather you'll know you've arrived.  Arrived at that special place that words simply can't describe: McConaughavannah.
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Hhhheeeyyy is available in a line of home fragrance products.  If you purchase the 50 ounce bottle of Hhhheeeyyy you will receive as Matthew's gift, a beautiful candle that will infuse your rooms with the indescribable odiferousness of Matthew.
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The above product, although not officially from the Hhhheeeyyy line is available on Etsy.


​*The makers of Hhhheeeyyy and Mr. McConaughey are not responsible for shark, dik-dik or orangutan attack.  Hhhheeeyyy may induce hyperactivity in hamsters.
​**also: any pronoun e.g.: watakushi
***Instruction book sold separately for legal reasons.
****Hhhheeeyyy may cause permanent underarm hair loss.  Opposite results may also occur; sometimes simultaneously.  Discontinuing use of Hhhheeeyyy, once started, is not recommended. Starting use of Hhhheeeyyy requires online tutorial and  signature.*****
*****(Don't you hate asterisks that have no corresponding note?)
##1 ml. per oz.  Your mileage may vary.

Note: This is a parody.  Actually, I think I would enjoy sniffing Mr. McConaughey; if only to see what all the fuss is about.  CR
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    Christopher Reidy is from the Boston area.  He attended Boston University where he studied TV and film which eventually led him to Los Angeles.  There he did the Hollywood thing (which he wasn’t particularly good at) and eventually met his partner Joseph.  He was one of the co-founders of the short lived Off Hollywood Theatre Company which staged several of his original plays.  83 In the Shade is his first novel.  He also dabbles in screenplays, toys with short stories, and flirts with poetry.  Life brought him to bucolic Southwest Virginia where he now resides and is very active in community theatre. It may interest you to know Chris is officially an Irish citizen as well as an American. He also enjoys drawing and painting and looking after a passel of 
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    housecats and two turtles.

     

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