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The thoughts & Musings of Christopher F. Reidy*

NOTE: Apparently this webpage has some glitches. It tends to randomly switch out visual material.  Why?  Don't ask me.  So, if a pic doesn't match the text...it doesn't!  Rest assured I am trying to amend this problem.  When I get around to it.

*(may contain misuse of apostrophes, miss spellings, overabundance of semi-colons,  wrong word usage, etc.
Please pardon our appearance while we create a new blog experience for you!)

​ALSO: 
Please find a complete index of blog posts on the homepage, for your convenience!

AND YET ANOTHER NOTE:
The visual switcheroos on these blogs have reached a point where there's no way I can correct them all, so I'm just going to leave them be.  If they don't match the text, just think of them as whimsical funsies decorating the text.  I will continue to supply pictures; but I cannot guarantee their context: much like my mind.
Thank you for your patience!

A FURTHER NOTE:
I try to keep this website relatively free of anything truly morally reprehensible or obscene.  However, in the pursuit of honesty; I will be quite frank about sexuality; as I feel one should be.  To  wit: this website is not for children.  It is decidedly "adult"; although not necessarily not "childish."  I do not feel it is suitable, in some instances, for anyone below the age of 17.  Or maybe a very mature 16...or 15 even.  
THIS WEBSITE IS RATED: PG-15

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Daddy...Are You A Zaddy?

10/31/2022

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Christopher Meloni...what's the deal?
They call you a Zaddy but isn't that just a new word for "Daddy"  A Daddy being a physically/sexually/erotically attractive gay man of a certain age?
Here you are with another Daddy.  Why is his face in your armpit?  Straight dudes aren't generally into other straight dudes pits...
So, I'm just gonna find a bunch of pictures of you that I find...interesting...and rate them on a "Gay Scale."
1. Not very gay
2. Kind of gay
3. More than a little gay
4. Really gay
5. Super gay
​6. Super-duper gay
7. Mineshaft gay
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Armpits: Super-gay
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Wearing a kilt in a hotel room (by yourself?) when you're not from Scotland, Ireland, Great Britain, The New Hebrides, etc. More than a little gay.
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Wearing a kilt with a sporran and a frilled tuxedo shirt and boots with slouchy socks?  A necklace, bracelets and rose colored glasses?  Super-duper gay.  I mean, where could you be going?  The Mineshaft?  The Mineshaft has been closed since 1985.  This picture is from three years ago.  This actually might qualify as Mineshaft gay.
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This still from Oz (or any still from Oz): Mineshaft gay.
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Whatever this is: More than a little gay.
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Showing off your big-ass man-feet in a bubble bath: Really gay.
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Trimmed armpit hair: More than a little gay.
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Getting married on the beach: Not very gay.
Doing it barefoot: Kind of gay.
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Pumping iron in an Interview magazine crop top tee: Mineshaft gay
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Wearing this ensemble and posing for photos: We need a new category: There's no way to make this not gay.

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Armpit obsession?: Super-duper gay.
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Posing in your private gym in front of the Manhattan skyline with the Empire State Building phallically looming over your crotch?: More than a little gay.
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Doing this on the banks of the Hudson?  That's like old-school gay.  1977 gay.  Final answer: Mineshaft gay.
Even when you're fully dressed, you still manage this:
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Above: More than a little gay.

So Chris...
Are you trying to tell us something?  I mean, it seems you've gone way beyond throwing bones (so to speak) to your large gay following (I know I'm one!).  But maybe, you're taking advantage a little?  Getting to be gay with a safety net because no, of course you're not really gay!
I mean, come on...you never "experimented in college"?
What about that time you attended The Neighborhood Playhouse School of the Theater in NYC in the early 80's and your roommate Steve B_____________ invited you out one night and told you to wear your jockstrap under your Levi's and you laughed and said "Why?" and he just smiled so you did, because you're a good sport; and then Steve dragged you down to the  Meatpacking district and then down a flight of stairs and they wouldn't let you in unless you took off your LaCoste polo, which you did, because you're a good sport and you kept asking Steve where you were and what the hell was going on and then Steve took off his Levi's and you did the same and there was a clothing check room and the kid working it winked at you and you felt this funny tingling sensation in your core and when you put your boots back on a feeling of...oh, what was it?  Power?  And then Steve put his hands on your shoulders and pushed you into a dark room full of...but your eyes hadn't adjusted yet to the dim and then suddenly Steve disappeared and you felt...

CFR 11/1/22
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    Christopher Reidy is from the Boston area.  He attended Boston University where he studied TV and film which eventually led him to Los Angeles.  There he did the Hollywood thing (which he wasn’t particularly good at) and eventually met his partner Joseph.  He was one of the co-founders of the short lived Off Hollywood Theatre Company which staged several of his original plays.  83 In the Shade is his first novel.  He also dabbles in screenplays, toys with short stories, and flirts with poetry.  Life brought him to bucolic Southwest Virginia where he now resides and is very active in community theatre. It may interest you to know Chris is officially an Irish citizen as well as an American. He also enjoys drawing and painting and looking after a passel of 
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