Dear Chloe Fineman:

Chloe:
I absolutely adore your Nicole Kidman impression!  I love it so much, I kind of wrote a sketch for you: It's entitled "Nicole Kidman Goes to the Movies" and it's a spoof of her somehow surreal spots for AMC cinemas.  (Like, where does her overcoat go?  And where does she get that drink, 'cuz she didn't walk in with it, right?).
Chloe, I'm gifting it to you.  You can use that sketch on that TV show you work for.  It's all written out, in script form. You can find it right here, on this blog page.  It's just a matter of filming it.  You can do it!  You've got three weeks 'til the next show.  It's yours.  If you use it, you have my blessing: and now you have legal proof in this very missive that it was okay.  Of course, you can write your own version; but to be frank, I don't think you could make it any funnier than I already have.  Just a fact.  And I'm not gonna bushel basket myself.
Mazel tov!
Oh, and could you do me a favor?  Could you forward the following document to your employers for me?  Appreciate it!
Ciao
XOXOXXO
​Chris