Football: Share the Fantasy

'Memba this?

This is the pool at the summer practice camp for The Reidy Rasslers (still haven't decided on the final name yet).  It's in the South of France.  Why not!
​So here's the preliminary design for the uniforms:

After Mr. Elliott gets through with it though, there will probably be substantially less of it.  Which is fine with me!

So let's talk coaches.
Robert Conrad, of course, as we've discussed:

100% Straight!

Ed Asner, natch:

Fully 'stached Robert Urich:

Kevin Stefanski:

Anthony Lynn: Yes coach! Whatever you say coach!

I know I said that the Reidy Ranger Cheerleading Squad was going to be All Male; but, as I want to be as inclusive as I can, let's let the ladies in on the action.  And they can play ball too, if they want.
Meet Meryl:

She's our Division Two Co-Captain.
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Yes Jimmy, you can be on the squad.  You've gotta put in the work though...
Sandra Bullock, Division One Co-Captain:

Sandra, I don't care that you didn't know what you were doing.  You're Sandra Freakin' Bullock.  You're in!  And yes Jimmy, you can be on the squad too.  But you've gotta put in the work...
Do we need Drag Queen energy on this squad?  NO!  'Cuz we already have it.  But some real live Drag Queens wouldn't hurt, either:

Let's meet our Medical/Physical Therapy Staff:

Our top notch medical team is always at the ready and ready to go!  Led by Dr.s Doug Ross and John Hamm; the Reidy Rockers staff of trained medical professionals and licensed physical therapists is there to insure the best health care and medical management for all our players, cheerleaders and administrative staff.

Dr. Seymour Butts M.D.  Specialist in musculoskeletal issues.  His tender touch and outstanding massage-tableside manner has Dr. Butts in constant demand.

Dr. Ivan Peter ("I.P.") Freleigh.  Podiatrist.

Nurse Charles R.N.  

Dr. Benjamin Dover M.D.  Internal medicine.

Beau Stocker: One of our highly skilled masseurs.  Deep tissue, Swedish, table oils IN/OUT (He's the smooth one).

Alexandre Masseur.  Based in Paris, Alexandre is on call for our Cote D'Azur summer camp.  Specializes in Shiatzu and trigger point.  (P.S.: He actually exists, so if you're in gay Paree and want a massage, Alexandre's your man!).

Peter Huang, our dedicated Physician's assistant.  Seen here testing bandage for stickiness.

That wraps up this edition of Fantasy Football; and believe it or not, there will be a fourth.  But since I'm in a very queer mood (in all its meanings) I want to write about Christopher Meloni and Zaddies.  So look for my next column: "Daddy...Are You a Zaddy?"

Ciao for now!

CFR 10/31/22