Here is our Paris front desk man, receptionist Michel Boucher:
Meet our head butler, Gerard:
I think it's time to start wrapping up this whole thread. I mean you get it, I'm sure. And it's gay. Yes, it's very gay. More than a little gay. But you know what...? I'm starting to think the world of football itself is more than a little gay. Like Vince Lombardi, frinstance...
Did you know that football players have to take a test? Apparently they do, which I learned in an interesting Youtube video about Ryan Fitzpatrick: The Bizarre Evolution of Ryan Fitzpatrick. The Wonderlic test is like a standardized test for prospective employees to test their problem solving abilities, etc. Don't you think it strange that prospective football players would need to take this test? I mean, I'm not saying that football players are across the board dumb. They're not. Many athletes are also blessed with great intelligence. I guess this is playing into my fantasy: like, that guy with his arm around Vince. The one not wearing pants. Wouldn't it be nice to have pillow talk with him about the influence of Marilyn Monroe on mid-century American theater?
But I digress.
So, in closing, here are a few more pics of dudes I want on the team.
And the dudes bringing back the Jack Tripper look. Here's Ryan F. again: