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NOTE: Apparently this webpage has some glitches. It tends to randomly switch out visual material.  Why?  Don't ask me.  So, if a pic doesn't match the text...it doesn't!  Rest assured I am trying to amend this problem.  When I get around to it.

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I try to keep this website relatively free of anything truly morally reprehensible or obscene.  However, in the pursuit of honesty; I will be quite frank about sexuality; as I feel one should be.  To  wit: this website is not for children.  It is decidedly "adult"; although not necessarily not "childish."  I do not feel it is suitable, in some instances, for anyone below the age of 17.  Or maybe a very mature 16...or 15 even.  
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Football: The Final Fantasy

11/6/2022

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So, let's meet some of the staff of the administrative offices of The Reidy Rockets; with its main branch in Paris, France and satellite offices in San Francisco and NYC.
Here is our Paris front desk man, receptionist Michel Boucher:
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Fluent in French and Greek and several other languages; Michel is ready to offer you cafe, les periodiques and some light typing and filing...
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That's Tommy Flynn at our San Francisco office, offering you the key to the men's room.  Will you be needing any assistance?
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Meet Peter Lang, the men's room attendant.
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Melissa Humphries: our bi-coastal administrative manager (above) and below, her assistants, Brenda Turk and Tiffany Van Leuen:
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Our NYC CFO, Doug Johnson, coming out of the Siesta Suite (at our office, we believe well rested workers are the best workers, so fifteen minute naps are encouraged throughout the day (usually every fifteen minutes).
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Meet our housekeeping staff.
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Left to Right: Lola Manoogian, Kyrie Capo di Monte, Bella Jones and Tianna Pirandello.  Note: We do not require they dress like this; they had it put in their union contracts.  Who were we to argue?

Meet our head butler, Gerard:
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Seen here at last years New Years Eve party, Gerard was trained at the prestigious London Man Servants Academy.  Directly under him:
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Left to right: Chad, Brad, Vlad, Thad, Luke, Duke, John, Don and Von Butler.  They were all adopted by Gerard.  Seen here at last Christmas' champagne tasting: "May Your Days Be Bubbly and Bright And May All Your Tight Ends Be Tight!"
So, anyways...
I think it's time to start wrapping up this whole thread.  I mean you get it, I'm sure.  And it's gay.  Yes, it's very gay.  More than a little gay.  But you know what...?  I'm starting to think the world of football itself is more than a little gay.  Like Vince Lombardi, frinstance...
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He totally makes my "gaydar" go off.  So does Ernest Borgnine.  Always has.  Why?  I don't know...it's, as they say...ineffable (but also, totally effable!).
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This looks like "post" something; and not necessarily "post-game."

Did you know that football players have to take a test?  Apparently they do, which I learned in an interesting Youtube video about Ryan Fitzpatrick: The Bizarre Evolution of Ryan Fitzpatrick. The Wonderlic test is like a standardized test for prospective employees to test their problem solving abilities, etc.  Don't you think it strange that prospective football players would need to take this test?  I mean, I'm not saying that football players are across the board dumb.  They're not.  Many athletes are also blessed with great intelligence.  I guess this is playing into my fantasy: like, that guy with his arm around Vince.  The one not wearing pants.  Wouldn't it be nice to have pillow talk with him about the influence of Marilyn Monroe on mid-century American theater?
But I digress.
So, in closing, here are a few more pics of dudes I want on the team.
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The Man From Page 602 of the Sears Catalogue: a whole 'nother blog!
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Whoever these guys are!
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I think this dude is actually in the NFL for real...
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Whoever this is.
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Tony Romo, of course.
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Whoever this is, too...
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Oh, wait, that's one of the Travis': he's already on the team.
And the dudes bringing back the Jack Tripper look.  Here's Ryan F. again:
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Back in the late 70's and early 80's, when I was just discovering the exciting world of post-pubescence-early adolescense; this was the standard short length for men.  Gay and straight:
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Sometime in the late 80's, after a brief popularity of bicycle pants on men; mens shorts went baggy and well below the knee; and stayed there.  For a good 30 years.  But lately, they've been creeping back up and getting tighter, with no back pockets yet.  And that's a good thing.  And before you say I'm being a skeezy creeper, people...don't tell me you straight guys out there wouldn't mind the return of the circa '72 hot pants on the ladies?  I mean, you did invent the Lingerie Bowl, did you not?  Yeah ya did.  We all have our fantasies.
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    Christopher Reidy is from the Boston area.  He attended Boston University where he studied TV and film which eventually led him to Los Angeles.  There he did the Hollywood thing (which he wasn’t particularly good at) and eventually met his partner Joseph.  He was one of the co-founders of the short lived Off Hollywood Theatre Company which staged several of his original plays.  83 In the Shade is his first novel.  He also dabbles in screenplays, toys with short stories, and flirts with poetry.  Life brought him to bucolic Southwest Virginia where he now resides and is very active in community theatre. It may interest you to know Chris is officially an Irish citizen as well as an American. He also enjoys drawing and painting and looking after a passel of 
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