So, tonight, I'm lying on the couch, channel flipping. It's Saint Patrick's Day. It's also my husband's birthday (which makes it really easy to remember!). I land on Masterpiece on my local PBS station. Was it a documentary about Saint Patrick, Chris? You might ask.
So Chris, what happened? What did the Universe unveil to you this time?
Well, Chris, I sense a note of sarcasm in your tone (I'm talking to myself here, btw, which is often cited as either good or really questionable mental health).
Sorry Chris, I'm just trying to infuse this with a healthy dose of skepticism...Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling, so crazy...so, I'm waiting...
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Okay. So I'm watching this show Alice and Jack and it's caught my attention because Mr. Gleeson is in Full-On-Hot-Irish- Lad-Mode, with the shining beacon of flame red hair and the shamrock flower white skin. I watch. Oh, it's a low-key love story about a shy, retiring research scientist (Jack/Dom) and a ballsy, hard as nails lady financier (Alice/Amanda Somebody) (and you can tell she's ballsy 'cuz she wears a black leather moto jacket) who lives in a London flat the size of a Heathrow terminal. They have a one-nighter toss and then a few months of ghosting then a second "please stay the night, even though I'm emotionally broken and kick a bloke's ass out before dawn..." And when he does stay the night, she drapes herself over him and it looks like this:
Yes Chris, you're right. But do you recall the dialogue that accompanied the accompaniment?
Oh, you mean this dialogue?
HENRY
Yes Paddy. Sometimes realizations come on you like, I don't know...a drop kick from Jesus. We only have so much time. I don't want to waste any more of it.
PADDY
Henry?
HENRY
Yes?
PADDY
I...I...love your tattoo...
Paddy kisses the tattoo and lays his head on Henry's chest. His face registers surprise.
PADDY
Your heart just skipped a beat...wait, there it went again.
HENRY
You make my heart go pitter-pat, Mr. O'Riada.
Paddy CHUCKLES; but he can't hide the look of concern on his face, which, Henry can't see.
Okay, so?
Well, guess what Jack and Alice were talking about in their scene.
Just tell me.
How fast her heart was beating and then he asks her if she's all right and she says she is; to paraphrase.
Hmmmmm. I'm gonna say coincidence.
Okay, sure. Let's say coincidence.
Oh, Saint Patrick is back!
So what now Chris?
Okay, so if this continues to happen in the future, which I fear it will; I am not going to call it out in a Big Way. I'm just going to do some "quiet" complaining. You know: Gentle Reminders. Soft Admonishments. Wrist rubs. Waving, not Wagging Fingers. Tut-tuts and pooh-poohs. That sort of thing.
But, in the meantime, I invite the above-the-line talent of Alice and Jack to a rebuttal. A point-counterpoint type sitch. I welcome them to come here and tell me how I'm once again mistaken about all of this. And in particular, this incidence in their "limited series"; the rest of which I will not be watching, Dom or no Dom. And speaking of "Dom": that "H" is a real bug-a-boo, Gleeson. I mean, who can remember where it's supposed to go? And it's silent, only adding to the confusion. Might I suggest the following? How about Dom H. Nall-Gleeson? Or Dohmhnall? Or how about Dohmhnahll? Or just drop the "H" altogether. Domnall? But I do like the H. H is such a butch looking letter, even though it's often dropped or silent. Do you have an Hermes "H" buckle belt Dohm? I found one at the Lost Luggage store in Alabama for only fifteen bucks! You should get one. Yes, a little on the pricey side, but they are reversible, so it's really like, two belts for the price of one.
Particularly-in-particular, the following gentlemen. Writer, creator Mr. Victor Levin and directors Hong Khaou and Juho Kuosmanen: American, British/Cambodian and Finnish, respectively. And I have no idea who directed the scene in question. Who would've thunk this would go International!??!
Are you mad at the Universe Chris, for dropping this in your lap, unsolicited?
Well, I've been having issues with the Universe lately; but I'm certainly not one to hold a grudge. I mean, where would we be without the Universe?