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Hey, Hey, Hey Tina Fey-yay-yay!

2/28/2022

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Hey Tina, did you realize that your last name makes a rhyme with EVERY letter in the alphabet?  Well it does!
A: Tina Aey.  As in Tina...Aaaaaayyyyy! (You know, like the Fonz).
B: Tina Bey.  As in Tina Bae.  "You're my bae, Tina-bae."
C: Tina Cey. As in, "Tina Say what?"
D: Tina Dey.  Like Doris Day.  Tina Dey: America's Brunette Comedy Sweetheart.
E: Tina Eey.  Sort of an abrupt "yay!"  "Yay, Tina Yay!"
F: Tina Ffey.  Prounced like "ph."  When you want to make your presence known.  "I'm Tina Phhhey!"
G: Tina Gey. That time you experimented in college
H: Tina Hey.  "Hey, Tina Hey!  Love your hair, hope you win.  Mean it!"
I:  Tina Iey.  Prounced "I-ay."  Almost like the street version of "all right."
J:  Tina Jey.  Works well in the South.  "...That's my time y'all! I'm Miss Tina Jey...'G-night!"
K: Tina Key.  Pronounced "Kay."  Like Mary Kay Cosmetics.  Can be used as a question: "...Tina, 'kay?"
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L: Tina Ley  Like "lei," of course, the traditional Hawaiian floral necklace.  Insert joke here.
M: Tina Mey.  Tina May.  Another good one for the South.  "Hey y'all, I'm Tina May and this-a here is my parade float!"
N: Tina Ney.  Tina Nay.  "Tina, nay, this does not bode well for the Church Elders!"
O: Tina Oey.  Tina O-aye.  Sounds Hawaiian to me.  Insert joke here.
P: Tina Pey. Tina Pay.  "Tina Pay with American Express Centurion Card, Tarzan!"
Q: Tina Qey. Pronounced "Quay."  As in: "Dock the ship at Tina Quay, Cap'n!"
R: Tina Rey.  Tina Ray. From that time when you played the bass in a jazz quartet: The Tina Ray Three. Irony.
S: Tina Sey.  "Tina, Say it ain't so!"
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T: Tina Tey. Tina Tay.  With a lisp: "Tina, tay it ain't tho!"
U: Tina Uey. Tina Ew-ay.  "Tina, you way over the top, girl!"
V: Tina Vey.  German accent: "Teena hess veys of making you talk..."
W: Tina Wey. Tina Way.  It's a charming little cul-de-sac off of Laurel Canyon.  Where Tina writes folk songs. For her                               jazz quartet. Double irony.
X: Tina Xey.  Pronounced "Ex-ay."  In Pig Latin.  "Tina ex-ayed the etch-skay."
Y: Tina Yey.  This one is a full on "Yay!" like they teach you at cheerleading camp.
​Z: Tina Zey.  Pronounced "Zay." German accent: "Teena, zay...vhat veys do you have of making people talk?"  Tina: "I                             play the bass violin for them."
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Clearly, I have too much time on my hands.
Be that as it may, I press on, Tina.  Since your name also rhymes with "Rose" (as in the wine); I think you should do a collab with the fine folks at Mateus Rose Wine and bring back the jingle "Hey, Hey, Hey....Mateus Rose."  Only now, it would include your name in a longer verision, pehaps: "Hey, Hey, Hey...it's Tina Feyyyy...sippin' Portuguese wine throughout the day...hey, hey, Mateus Rose!" or some such.  Just picture yourself in this commercial Tina!
Okay, I'm done now.
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    Christopher Reidy is from the Boston area.  He attended Boston University where he studied TV and film which eventually led him to Los Angeles.  There he did the Hollywood thing (which he wasn’t particularly good at) and eventually met his partner Joseph.  He was one of the co-founders of the short lived Off Hollywood Theatre Company which staged several of his original plays.  83 In the Shade is his first novel.  He also dabbles in screenplays, toys with short stories, and flirts with poetry.  Life brought him to bucolic Southwest Virginia where he now resides and is very active in community theatre. It may interest you to know Chris is officially an Irish citizen as well as an American. He also enjoys drawing and painting and looking after a passel of 
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