Why not? And, apparently I'm not the first to have the idea. MAD magazine did a two-page musical version back in the day. I must've read this and it got stuck in my subconscious:
Am I really serious about this?
Well, at first I wasn't; but then I started writing and kind of got into it. Then I thought: "Hmmmm...this is ridiculous; but kind of good...maybe...." So, who knows, maybe I'll finish it. That is if I don't get sued by a certain director. And a certain composer. And Universal Studios. And Bruce the Shark.
Anyhow, here are the first two scenes. If you hit the "like" button, I just might write some more. :)