More Meloni! Now, With More Melon!

NOW WITH GAY PRIDE ZHUZH!

Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself again; but we must follow where the muse leads us.  And the muse is leading me to Mr. Christopher Meloni. Again.  The first piece I wrote about him was a consideration of where, exactly, he fits on the Kinsey Sliding Scale of Pop Sexuality.  Real or imagined.  And a lot of us out there are imagining things about Mr. Meloni.  And Mr. Meloni seems to be stroking--err--stoking them.  Imaginations, that is.  In my first blog, a lot of the pictures I posted disappeared or were replaced with images I didn't place.  And they seem to keep changing!  Perhaps this time Mr. Meloni's bits will stay in one place.  We can only hope.  Although, I'm sure a lot of us would love to see Mr. Meloni's bits any place.  Or all over the place.  So, I'm just going to post some more pictures of Mr. Meloni that I find interesting and rate them on the original scale I used in the first blog:
1. Not very gay
2. Kind of gay
3. More than a little gay
4. Really gay
5. Super gay
​6. Super-duper gay
7. Mineshaft gay
​​There were will be minimal commentary on my part, other than the rating.  But don't hold me to that, por favor.

Zealous consumption of chocolate, cream frosted cup-cake with cherry on top:  Kind of gay.

Wearing this and you're not an Alpha Kappa Alpha: Really gay.

Hosing down men while holding a paddle in your other hand: Super gay. Oh, wait. That's a baseball bat: Mineshaft gay.

Emulating Mike Rowe: Mineshaft Gay

Becoming Jon Hamm: More Than a Little Gay

Sleeveless after a certain age: Kind of Gay
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Melon-Mania: Super-duper gay

Assuming the following position:

No WOMAN on the planet Earth has ever been titillated by seeing a man from this P.O.V.: MINESHAFT GAY

More feet stuff including feet selfies: Super Gay

Chanelling Stanley Tucci: Kind of Gay   SIDE NOTE: (I'm going to introduce a new feature in these blogs, for when I misspell something and come across it later:  "Miss Spelling Sez."  As in: Miss Spelling sez that "chanelling" is spelled with two "n"s and sometimes one "l" or two "l"s (the latter being the British preference).  As originally written "chanelling" could be construed as any sort of manifestation of the fashion house of Chanel.  That could be, say, wearing a Chanel fragrance (I bet Antaeus would smell awesome on Mr. Meloni (a little goes a long way).  Or, wearing a Chanel suit (and as Chanel makes only women's suits, for the most part; I don't think that look would suit Mr. Meloni). Or, going about impersonating Mme. Chanel in some way; whether that be full on drag or just spouting aphorisms like: "If your jewelry clinks, you're wearing too much. And if it doesn't, you're not wearing enough."

Hunky high-school jock/football player: Not Very Gay or Super-duper gay (tie).

Never mind the belt buckle; let's talk about those boots. Kind of Gay

I'll give you a pass on these.  These just might be bad taste: Not Very Gay at All

This tattoo (not yours): Mineshaft Gay

I guess this is a tattoo you wear when in character for your cop show.  My dad was in the Marines and although he's not very gay; he kind of is; because: Marines.  KIND OF GAY

And finally:

A tattoo of Jesus.  Not Very Gay.  But really cool.  I made a prop for a play that has an extremely similar image of Christ:

And we're all three named Chris!  I like that!
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!
Over and out.
Christopher

CFR   5/18/24