FADE IN ON:
The Goldberg's kitchen. Murray and Pops are sitting at the kitchen table as Beverly tosses a salad at the counter.
The front door flies open and Adam comes rushing in, excited and out of breath.
ADAM: Hey everybody, guess what?
BEVERLY: What schmoopy?
ADAM: I've got a new girlfriend! And she just won the school's award for Most Accomplished Philatelist!
MURRAY: They give awards for that now?
BEVERLY: No son of mine is going to date a girl who does that!
MURRAY: Collect stamps?
BEVERLY: Oh. Right.
Adam turns to Pops and shakes his head.
POPS: Is she a cunning linguist too?
Everyone but Adam laughs. Freeze frame. Cut to commercial.
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