Who's the all time greatest Hollywood filmmaker? I think we can all agree it's Steven Spielberg. His sign? Uhh, Sagittarius.
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? W-A-L-T-D--I-S-N-E-Y! What's his sign? S-A-G--I-T-T--A-R-I-U-S!
Those hairy forearms! Walt gets down in the sand. Methinks Walt was kinda freaky. Saggie all the way. According to Answers.com he played the clarinet too. Maybe we all should take up the clarinet!
Who's your Daddy? Why it's the Daddy of American Letters, Mark Twain:
Best legs in the business:
I mean, this wasn't like a beat up clarinet with missing parts. It was complete with all the trimmings. Everything except an instruction booklet and some sheet music. Now, I would've bought it; but they wanted 50 bucks for it; which I thought was a bit pricey for something that, let's face it, I'm never going to learn to play. So I left it for maybe the next Walt Disney or Steven Spielberg wandering around out there in Southwest Virginia. And then, on Jeopardy! that night, one of the clues was about the clarinet.
So, from the metaphysical to the physical:
Did you know that there are lists out there for best celebrity body parts? Well there are. "Hollywood's Best Boobs" is one. And guess who claims several of the top spots? Sagittarians! And guess which Sagittarian lands in the top ten on most lists:
Best Bosom and Behind combo: Ms. Nicki Minaj:
Speaking of gazing. Here's another Sag. The world's first and only Male Super-Model. Born on December 19th, it's Mr. Tyson Beckford.
Bo knows. Knows that he's the Best Athlete in History. And that he's a Sag.
A: Is the Pope Sagittarius?
An original Mean Girl, Meryl Steep's (movie) daughter, Sagittarius and clarinet player; I give you Ms. Amanda Seyfried:
THE NEW HOST OF JEOPARDY! (Please God). Except he wears workout gear to host. The ratings will skyrocket, baby! He's the "wicked smaht jock" that everybody crushed on in high school. He can rock a 'stache like nobody's business: Mr. Aaron Rodgers:
Ms. Lucy Liu. Sagittarius. Star of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. Considered one of the worst films ever made. Hey, even when a Sag tanks, they tank big. Her co-star was Antonio Banderas. He's a Leo; but he has all the signs of a Sag. Most Leos do. Which is why we get along so swimmingly. Lucy and Antonio were probably having so much fun they didn't realize how bad the movie they were making was. Can't win 'em all.
Well, there are some things we have to fear. Sagittarians gone bad are never a good thing. You end up with overachievers like:
Or someone on an even bigger scale. Stalin:
And finally, we have one of the most successful filmmakers in history who is now in the cultural doghouse (and will probably never get out). I cannot make light of the things he is accused of. And he too plays the clarinet.
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