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What's Your Sign, Baby?

9/9/2021

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I'm into Astrology; sort of.  Only when it comes to my particular sign: Sagittarius.  I'm just gonna put it out there.  Sagittarius is the best astrological sign on the chart.  Sorry.  It's true.  
Who's the all time greatest Hollywood filmmaker?  I think we can all agree it's Steven Spielberg.  His sign?  Uhh, Sagittarius.
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And he can play that clarinet; not just hold it...like, that.

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? W-A-L-T-D--I-S-N-E-Y!  What's his sign? S-A-G--I-T-T--A-R-I-U-S!
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What's he filming?  Or who?  Those gents behind him?
​Those hairy forearms!  Walt gets down in the sand.  Methinks Walt was kinda freaky.  Saggie all the way.  According to Answers.com he played the clarinet too.  Maybe we all should take up the clarinet!
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Born on the cusp; but we're claiming her an archer.  Scarlett Johansson.  There's nothing she can't do.  And that includes firing an arrow at Walt's fortress.  Sag vs. Sag.  Somebody had to do it.  You go ScarJo! 

Who's your Daddy?  Why it's the Daddy of American Letters, Mark Twain:
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This Sagittarius could paint my fence any day!
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Brad Pitt, still taking that shirt off at 57.  Move over Mark Twain!

Best legs in the business:
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Best pits in the business:
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Relaxin' and Chillaxin' with Jupiter, King of the gods.  Biggest cojones in the business:
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Not just a lot of gas:
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 9/11/21: Okay, so this is how strange and miraculous the Universe is.  The day after I finished writing this, I was at the Goodwill store.  There's been a black case sitting on the counter there for several weeks.  I decided to look in the case.  This is what I saw:
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It was like a direct message.  "Okay Chris, here's that clarinet you wanted to take up..."  
I mean, this wasn't like a beat up clarinet with missing parts.  It was complete with all the trimmings.  Everything except an instruction booklet and some sheet music.  Now, I would've bought it; but they wanted 50 bucks for it; which I thought was a bit pricey for something that, let's face it, I'm never going to learn to play.  So I left it for maybe the next Walt Disney or Steven Spielberg wandering around out there in Southwest Virginia.  And then, on Jeopardy! that night, one of the clues was about the clarinet.

​So, from the metaphysical to the physical:
Did you know that there are lists out there for best celebrity body parts?  Well there are.  "Hollywood's Best Boobs" is one.  And guess who claims several of the top spots?  Sagittarians!  And guess which Sagittarian lands in the top ten on most lists:
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Oh yeah, she's on that list too.
 
Best Bosom and Behind combo: Ms. Nicki Minaj:
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Now, before you run screaming to the neighbors that I'm a sexist/objectifier; may I point out that many of these lists are created by women for women in magazines like Cosmopolitan.  So, I think The Male Gaze is no better or worse than The Female Gaze.

​Speaking of gazing.  Here's another Sag.  The world's first and only Male Super-Model.  Born on December 19th, it's Mr. Tyson Beckford.  
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I think we can quite handily hand him the Best Butt/Bosom Combo-Male.

Bo knows.  Knows that he's the Best Athlete in History.  And that he's a Sag.
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Nicest Pope Ever?  We nominate Pope Francis of Sagittarius!  Can it get more infallible than that?
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Q: Can you do any better than having "Pope" on your resume? 
A: Is the Pope Sagittarius?

An original Mean Girl, Meryl Steep's (movie) daughter, Sagittarius and clarinet player; I give you Ms. Amanda Seyfried:
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She will play Linda Lovelace and go there. She will sing ABBA with Meryl and go there. She will play the clarinet and go there. And I nominate her to the Best Boobs List.

THE NEW HOST OF JEOPARDY! (Please God). Except he wears workout gear to host.  The ratings will skyrocket, baby!  He's the "wicked smaht jock" that everybody crushed on in high school.  He can rock a 'stache like nobody's business: Mr. Aaron Rodgers:
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Oh yeah, he's a Sagittarius, born in 1983.  I shall withhold salacious comments re: 'stache.

​Ms. Lucy Liu.  Sagittarius.  Star of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.  Considered one of the worst films ever made.  Hey, even when a Sag tanks, they tank big.  Her co-star was Antonio Banderas.  He's a Leo; but he has all the signs of a Sag.  Most Leos do.  Which is why we get along so swimmingly.  Lucy and Antonio were probably having so much fun they didn't realize how bad the movie they were making was.  Can't win 'em all.
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We can't leave out Winston Churchill, can we?
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The only thing we have to fear is over-tassling.

Well, there are some things we have to fear.  Sagittarians gone bad are never a good thing.  You end up with overachievers like:
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Ted Bundy.  What an awful name.  People are always talking about handsome he was.  Zac Efron played him.  I don't see it.  He looks like the weasel he was to me.  Sag disgrace.  
​Or someone on an even bigger scale.  Stalin:
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It's unfortunate he applied his Sagittarian gifts to despotism.
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​And finally, we have one of the most successful filmmakers in history who is now in the cultural doghouse (and will probably never get out).  I cannot make light of the things he is accused of.  And he too plays the clarinet.
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Maybe I won't take up the clarinet after all...

CFR / 9/14/21
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    Christopher Reidy is from the Boston area.  He attended Boston University where he studied TV and film which eventually led him to Los Angeles.  There he did the Hollywood thing (which he wasn’t particularly good at) and eventually met his partner Joseph.  He was one of the co-founders of the short lived Off Hollywood Theatre Company which staged several of his original plays.  83 In the Shade is his first novel.  He also dabbles in screenplays, toys with short stories, and flirts with poetry.  Life brought him to bucolic Southwest Virginia where he now resides and is very active in community theatre. It may interest you to know Chris is officially an Irish citizen as well as an American. He also enjoys drawing and painting and looking after a passel of 
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